Son In-Law To Be Joke

By Youngprince On 10 Aug 2017 - 17:37

Father-in-law; young man, u're coming to
seek my daughter's hand in marriage and
u're chewing gum. That's a sign of
disrespect.
Man; sir I'm sorry, i only chew gum when i
drink or smoke.
Father-in-law; you mean u drink & smoke
and u're here to seek my daughter's hand in
marriage?
Man; sir i...[Read More]

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NNa, Iyon and Kanabar

By Youngprince On 10 Aug 2017 - 17:20

An Akwa Ibom passenger once boarded a
bus in Lagos. The bus driver was an Ijaw
man and the conductor was a Calabar man.
The Akwa Ibom man said to the bus
conductor, "Ah de ko ori oro."
The conductor then told the driver, "Idi-oro
wa O."
On the way, the bus had a flat tire. The Ijaw
man then ...[Read More]

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The Zoo

By Youngprince On 10 Aug 2017 - 17:02

A Nigerian youngster who was visiting the
United Kingdom for the first time was taken
to the London zoo for sightseeing. On
getting to the section where monkeys are
kept, he was amazed to see other tourists
giving out plenty of money to the monkeys
that were hopping around doing
acrobatics. T...[Read More]

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The Plantain

By Youngprince On 10 Aug 2017 - 16:40

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe
one?
He asks "Which one? The ripe one or the
unripe one?", some people (like me) have
trouble with the 'r', and with some people,
it sounds like an 'l'
Teacher: what difference does it make? Just
spell plantain!
Kola:...[Read More]

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Paris Club refund: Two firms lay claim to funds allegedly diverted by Governor Yari

By Youngprince On 10 Aug 2017 - 16:09

- Two firms have laid claim to the N2.2
billion Paris Club Refund allegedly diverted
by the Zamfara state governor

- The firms made the claim before Justice
Nnamdi Dimgba of the Federal High Court
in Abuja

- The claim was made in an application
filed before the court on Wednesday by
the ...[Read More]

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The Hungry And The Broke

By Youngprince On 10 Aug 2017 - 15:25

There were three men living together in
London. An Afro-American, a West Indian
and a Nigerian. They were all starving
because they didn't have money to buy
food.
However upon coming close to a posh
London restaurant in this classy
neighbourhood, they decided to come up
with a plan.
The Afr...[Read More]

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10 Kind Of Friends You Don't Need

By Youngprince On 13 Jul 2017 - 04:46

10 Kind of friends you don't need in your life1. You don't need fake friends2. You don't need friendsthat gossips 3. You don't need friends who only remember you when they need something from you. 4. You don't need friends whose loyalty for you has faded. 5. You don't need ungrateful friends. 6. Fri...[Read More]

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Funny Daddy And Daughter

By Youngprince On 13 Jul 2017 - 04:09

A girlwas with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled " DADDYIS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor BOY: No, I want that your hymn book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe you should take the other one titled "UNDER ...[Read More]

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Tips Parent Must Teach Their Children

By Youngprince On 13 Jul 2017 - 02:59

1: Warn your Girl Child Never to sit on
anyone's laps no matter the situation
including uncles. 2: Avoid Getting Dressed
in front of your child once he/she is 2 years
old. Learn to excuse them or yourself. 3.
Never allow any adult refer to your child as
'my wife' or 'my husband' 4. Whenever
y...[Read More]

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Happy Penis Day

By Youngprince On 12 Jul 2017 - 07:04

Today is World 'Penis Day'....Funny but
Educative....* *********************** *A
true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for
you in times of needs. *Do u know that the
Penis is d greatest breakfast ever?
According to doctors it has a mushroom
head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk
which p...[Read More]

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